😍 A 72-year-old man was out on the lake doing what he loved most—fishing.

The water was calm, the breeze was light, and everything was perfect… until he heard a voice:

“Pick me up.”

He looked around—nobody in sight.

Again, louder this time:
“Pick me up!”

Startled, he glanced down and spotted a frog floating on a lily pad near the boat.

“Wait… are you talking to me?” he asked.

“Yep!” said the frog. “Pick me up, kiss me, and I’ll turn into the most stunning woman you’ve ever seen. I’ll be your bride—and your friends will be so jealous!”

The old man raised an eyebrow, thought for a moment, then calmly reached down, picked up the frog, and gently placed it into his shirt pocket.

The frog, clearly confused, asked,
“Uh, did you not hear me? I said kiss me! I’ll become a beautiful woman, and I’ll be yours!”

The man peeked into his pocket, smiled, and said,
“Sweetheart, at my age… I’d rather have a talking frog.”

Because sometimes, good conversation beats good looks!

😄🐸😍

Credit: Sally Hughes, Facebook